The Citizens of the State of Wyoming have really no choice but to
acknowledge and present
the DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS AWARD to
ELIZABETH CHENEY OF ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA
(AKA: War Pig Liz Cheney)
for her immediate and unwavering stalwart support for the
2024 Democratic Party Presidential Nominee
who every single Democratic Party voter in the United States of America
was forbidden from nominating and voting for.
War Pig Cheney is also being considered for the
2024 Self-Flagellation-Ingratiating Award.
Runner-ups include current U.S. President Joe Biden and
United States Supreme Court Justice Sonya Sotomeyer